1. Have your mother/aunt/grandmother ask the girl if she is available would she like to meet you.
2. So you want to teach sunday school together?
3. Why don’t stand next to me and take a look at my liturgy book?
4. Hey don’t we have the same father of confession?
5. You know when I die, I’ll be in the Synaxarium as a martyr to your love.
6. Saint Anthony (or insert the target persons favorite saint) appeared to me in a dream and said you are the one.
7. I was on my way to the monastery till I met you.
8. I definitely won’t be frowning in your face and I’ll gladly call you master. (to be used on men)
9. How about you, me and the Holy Spirit become one?
10. There’s always room for you on my pew.
2. So you want to teach sunday school together?
3. Why don’t stand next to me and take a look at my liturgy book?
4. Hey don’t we have the same father of confession?
5. You know when I die, I’ll be in the Synaxarium as a martyr to your love.
6. Saint Anthony (or insert the target persons favorite saint) appeared to me in a dream and said you are the one.
7. I was on my way to the monastery till I met you.
8. I definitely won’t be frowning in your face and I’ll gladly call you master. (to be used on men)
9. How about you, me and the Holy Spirit become one?
10. There’s always room for you on my pew.
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