Hope for Egypt

TELEVISION AUTHORITIES will cancel the broadcast of all TV competitions that are not considered educational. Although competitions are very popular, officials have accused them of “not respecting viewers’ intellect”. (From Al Gumhurriya)

Then again, not:

A MAN who had been kicked by a donkey falsely accused his hated neighbor of hitting him on the head with a stick. The plan could have worked, except that the donkey had kicked him in his side, not on the head. (From Al Akhbar)