1. Find prostitute, marry her. – (Hosea 1:1-3)
2. Have God create wife while sleeping. Note: this will cost you. – Adam (Gen 2:19-24)
3. Agree to work seven years in exchange for a wife. Get tricked into marrying the wrong girl. Then work another seven years for the girl you wanted to marry in the first place. That’s right. Fourteen years of toil for a wife. – Jacob ( Genesis 29:15-30)
4. When you see someone you like, go home and tell parents, “I have seen a woman; now get her for me.” If your parents question your decision, simply say, “Get her for me. She’s the one for me.” – Samson (Judges 14:1-3)
5. Kill any husband and take his wife (Prepare to lose four sons) – David ( 2 Sam 11)
6. Cut 200 foreskins off of your future father-in-law’s enemies and get his daughter – David ( I Sam 18:27)
7. A wife? … NOT? – Paul ( 1 Corinthians 7:32-35)
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