- He becomes personally insulting during confession.
- Frequently taste tests the wine to make sure it hasn’t gone “bad”.
- Bought shaving cream.
- Constantly muttering the first halves of psalms 13 & 22
- Hides in Sanctuary until everybody leaves the church.
- Greets everybody by saying “Get thee hence Satan.”
- Blatantly and purpose commits obvious errors in hopes of being reported to the Pope
- Starts confessions not with a prayer but asking “What the hell is your problem?”
- His sermons consist of just reading out of the Keraza or one of the pope’s books.
- Just stops showing up.
Not So Spiritual Words 