- Standard run of the mill Copt will see the sign but disregard it thinking it applies to everyone else but them.
- Relic hunting Copt will think the pope’s limo must have stop at that sign on the way to their church, so steals the sign as a blessing.
- Extremely pious Copts will stop and not move until someone tells them its okay to move.
- Religiously paranoid Copt will debate with himself whether or not stopping at the sign is really God’s will or a ploy by the devil to cause him to fall and in the process run through the sign causing them to debate whether or not to confess the fact he ran through the sign which was God’s will or to praise the Lord for allowing him to overcome a snare of the enemy
- Militant Copt will think the stop sign was put on purpose on the road they travel by the muslims to oppress them so not only do they refuse stop at the sign but tear it down and write articles on how the sign is an evil plot by the muslims.
- Super-deacon Copt just drives right through the sign never noticing it because they’re to busy singing to their favorite hymn tape.
- Guilt ridden Copt stops at the sign but then spends an hour confessing to abouna about how they had bad thoughts about running through the sign.
- Self-hating Copt will run through the sign (see Standard Copt) but they have a puerto rican flag hanging from the rearview mirror.
- Frustrated sunday school teacher Copt stops then gets out and runs screaming from a van full of sunday school kids.
- Overly-legalistic Coptic refuses to stop because nowhere is there anything mentioned in the diskalia or church canons about stop signs.
- Hypocritical Copt doesn’t stop (see Standard Copt again) but goes out of their way to tell every one they did.
- Status-seeking Copt tells everyone the stopped at the same stop sign Pope Kyrollous (or any other prominent Copt) did.
Not So Spiritual Words 