- Playing Jesus ring toss, basically trying to get a ring (commonly a roll of masking tape) around Jesus’ head on a statue of the crucifixion.
- Playing football/basebaseball/soccer in the church building during liturgy. (doubly bad if your dressed as a deacon while doing so)
- Setting fire to abouna with a candle.
- Making prank phone calls from the church phone.
- Perpetrating fraud with church equipment.
- Creating a more popular parody of a popular email list with religious intentions
Not So Spiritual Words 