- Not matter how many Butterfinger bars you bite into, no one will passionately kiss you because of that.
- If you are a screw-up drinking Molson does not make everything right, but only a drunk screw-up.
- No matter how many times you end alone with a member of the opposite sex in an elevator, nothing happens. Nothing.
- A mail-order diploma does not lead to fun fulfilling career in TV/VCR repair, Data entry, et c.
- Ron Popiel (maker of hundreds informercial apppliances) is not the second coming
Not So Spiritual Words 