- The quickest way to make out with a person is to get into a heated argument with them, they will be a pause where you’ll stare into each others eyes and then the kissing starts. (apparently the more you hate each other the better this works)
- Forget about education or working hard, drinking the right beer will get you everything.
- Nerdy looking girls only have take off their glasses and let down there hair to become supermodels.
- Nerdy guys get the supermodel girl. (still waiting for that to happen)
- Apparently right before your wedding your true love will get into an accident go into a coma and will not come out of it until you marry their sibling.
- Any problem you have will be resolved within a half hour, if not then it is a “special hour-long” problem.
- Women will readily talk to each about that not so fresh feeling but refuse to reveal where they got that dress for half price.
- If it doesn’t have an informercial the its not worthy buying.
- There are hundreds of people out there that already know my future and are willing to tell me it for a price.
- Finally I’ve learned that I need to get a life.
Not So Spiritual Words 