10. Are you sure you’re really orthodox?
9. Can you please uncuff the students?
8. Why does my child cry hysterically everytime I mention Sunday School?
7. Why are you wearing that bullet proof vest to class?
6. Do you have any idea why your class keep insisting to abouna you’re the devil?
5. Why are your kids running a protection racket* on the other classes?
4. How is it possible your kids know less about God coming out of your class than they did going in?
3. Where exactly does it say in the bible, give wedgies is an acceptable service to God?
2. Have you seen whast they did to the previous teacher?
1. Do you remember where you dumped the bodies?
*If you don’t know a protection racket is when you threaten to do harmful things to a person unless they paid
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