Prayer of the Long Distance Driver

O Lord, keep us from all stalls, crashes, flats, knocks, pings and all manner of transmission trouble and engine distress.
Make, O Lord, straight our roads and disperse all the traffic jams of the enemy.
Protects also from all evil that may befall us on the path.
The state trooper and his radar gun blind them,
The rubber-necker cut his neck asunder,
The slow driver in the left lane trample under wheel speedily.
So cover us with Your heavenly insurance, for which there is no deductable. For we have no co-pilot at the wheel but You for You send to us the tow truck driver, mechanic, and all manner of road side help.
Amen