- Grocery shopping at the 99 cent store is not just a viable option but necessary.
- Your bank statement reads like a tragedy.
- You have trouble writing checks because tears keep smearing the ink.
- The ATM makes crying noises when you access your account.
- You no longer can look the bank teller in the eye.
- You start to catalog all the organs you have 2 of or could live without to sell.
- Ramen noodles are now a luxury item.
- You find yourself paying more and more in loose change (mostly pennies)
- A coffee cup becomes a career option.
- You think nothing of ketchup sandwiches
Not So Spiritual Words 