Sayedna,
On the way home from grocery shopping I was listen to liturgy on tape in the car when I noticed there was a loaf of bread in the back seat. Now I don’t know if its transformed to the Body of Christ or not. Please help.
(submitted by p.k.)
Your Grace
On a retreat, we braided the beard of our abouna while he was napping and took pictures. We thought it was harmless fun until he forbade us from recieving the sacraments until we give him all copies of the pictures and negatives. We think this is unfair, its not like we shaved off his beard (we decided against that). Whats your opinion?
Your Grace,
I’m convinced my entire Sunday School class is possessed. There is no way any human being can act the way they do in church, I mean the devil had more respect to God in the Book of Job than these children do. Other sunday school teachers have literally run screaming from the room never to return to the Coptic Orthodox church again. As a result I am convinced their possesion is so total that the only solution is to have my entire class burnt at the stake. Please advise.
You Grace,
There must be an effort in the church to introduce the parents to unique names for their children. In my sunday school class I have 6 Kyrillouses, 4 Minas and 3 Marks. I even seen families where every daugther was named Maryann. And calling the children by their last name doesn’t help because 3/4 the church is either Hanna or Gerges. This is leading to mass confusion in the church. Can your Grace help us with a solution.
Not So Spiritual Words 