Signs the Antichrist is a Vegetarian

Vegetarians emit more gas than meat-eaters. What, you thought that smell was sulphur?

Have you tasted soymilk? Is there any its the work of the Devil?

A suspicious conspiracy amongst so-called experts to declare cheeseburgers bad for you.

If God had wanted us to eat vegetables, He would have made them out of meat.

The universal symbol for death and destruction is a mushroom cloud and not a T-bone steak

That pitchfork that Satan always carries? Salad fork.

There is no greater evidence of evil than people willing to pay that much money for food that tastes like total crap.

Well, dressing up in a bunny suit at public events and then handing kids pictures of mangled animals is a pretty good sign if you ask me.

Who else, other than the beast, would invent & popularize the tofu burrito?