1. How about you and me make a couple of Sunday school students?
2. So you pray here, often?
3. Hey baby, I’ve got a tamiya sandwich with your name on it. (Effective during fasts)
4. Want to see my cross?
5. I know a nice youth meeting/bible study we can go to.
6. I love a man in a tunia. (For use on deacons, obviously)
7. (Serenade the person with their favorite selections from tasbiha)
8. I got a bible verse I know you’ll like.
9. I’m a US citizen (Highly effective in Egypt)
10. I’m a doctor and finished/working on my equivalency.
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