For the men do not use these lines even in times of severe desperation. They do not work at all and will have an adverse effect. If you do, at best the woman in question will look at you contemptuously and cast aspersions upon your parentage, at worst you will suffer severe physical harm which may include castration. In the event, you use one these lines and the woman falls for it, run away there is something severely wrong with her mentally.
While there are hundreds of such pick up lines these have been tested in real world situations and proven failures.
While there are hundreds of such pick up lines these have been tested in real world situations and proven failures.
For the ladies, if a man uses one of these lines on you, mace him immediately and then proceed to kick him when he is down. That type of man does not deserve any better. Unless you go for that type of man, then heaven help you both.
Without further ado the lines:
- Your daddy must be a terrorist because you’re da bomb.
- I must be sleepwalking because your the girl of my dreams.
- You must be tired because you’ve been running around in my head all day.
- You, me, the floor, right now.
- Your sure do smell purty. (I’ve heard this also being used)
- I’m lonely, can I be your friend.
- Someone tell God an angel is missing.
- I got one word for you baby, suckpump.
- Hello, I love you. Won’t you tell me your name?
- (Just stare at the girl and pant)
- Hey baby, I only have one leg. (think about this one)
- (If she steps on your foot) Watch it there, thats not my foot you stepped on
- (Say nothing but lick your eyebrows)(think about this one. too)
- I wish had a rubber glove to use as a condom so I can do you five times in a row.(I’ve actually heard this one used.)
- Anything from a “Bloodhound Gang” song
Disclaimer: For the wiseguys/gals out there, No I did not find that these line don’t work from firsthand experience but have seen them used.
Not So Spiritual Words 