TEN THINGS NEVER, EVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE SHOULD BE SAID TO A PRIEST
DURING CONFESSION, IF YOU VAULUE YOUR LIFE AND AFTERLIFE.
1. You know all the ten commandment, well forget about it.
2. You tell me something first.
3. Yeah I’m drunk, you got a problem with that. OR I had a joint before to help loosen me up.
4. Do you mind if I bring a sheesha in next time.
5. It all started when I was 2 … (a.k.a. telling him your life story, again)
6. What do you mean its a sin to own a brothel.
7. Abouna, you might want a stiff drink before you hear this.
8. Stop blowing on my head, you’re messing up my hair.
9. Hey are you listening to my at all, stop playing with your cross.
10. Sorry, I didn’t know that was your daughter (or son).
Not So Spiritual Words 